DIGGING STYLE IN AUSTRALIA 

A friend of mine named Chencho but we call him Buli, shared something really interesting about Australian's way of getting things done.

It's about digging a simple hole.
In Perth, there's a system to everything and of course, there's a wonderful system to digging too, which goes like this.

To begin, firstly the land inspector comes in his flashy orange coat to check the site.
And then another person comes and puts barricades around the place where the hole is to be dug.
And then two more people come with some weird digging equipment and waits for their supervisor to give them the green signal to begin digging.
After getting the green signal from their supervisor they take on the task.

Honestly, how will we dig the same hole in Bhutan? We would just grab a piece of stick and start digging it, scooping out the loose mud with our bare hand shaped like a bucket of an excavator, isn't it?

WONDERFUL THINGS HAPPEN TO ME EVERYDAY

A few months back I met my childhood friend in a restaurant where I usually hang out. We had a wonderful conversation about our old golden days and I really enjoyed reliving those wonderful moments with him.
However, something really unusual happened that day. It all started with his master's course, he said that he was doing a master's course in cybersecurity and explained to me that one has to have great memory power to do such a course. I could see that from the way he remembers our childhood days in detail about what clothes we wore when went fishing and many more.
In the middle of our great memory talk, the waiter arrived at our table and asked what have we ordered as the orders were messed up by the new staff. To be honest, I could not remember A THING!, what an idiot, I thought to myself. So, I slowly turned my head to the great memory master for rescue. The waiter followed my gaze and we turned our head to the grand memory master to remember the food that we have ordered moments ago. His face turned white like a vampire and the man of great memory started to stutter but managed to squeeze out some word off his great memory and said: " I am sure it must be French fry and...". The waiter interrupted and said "there is no order with French fry sir"
There was a awkward moment of silence and then the waiter broke the ice with this" let me serve the others first and I bring the last order here"
"Fair enough," I thought to myself and that was the wonderful moment I will remember for the rest of my life.

MAGIC SHOW TURNED DISASTER

I enjoy showing magic tricks and bringing smile on people's face. However, it has not always been the case.

Last year around this time, I was invited for a lunch by my friend and his uncle named Dorji. As a token of gesture I decided to show them some magic tricks and planned to start with my favorite playing card trick, which goes like this:

"I ask my audience to select one playing card from the deck. Then the audience picks a card and puts it back in the deck. After which I magically reveal the card from my mouth. I do that by distracting the Audience and secretly putting the card in my mouth."

So, that day I grabbed my old pack of
playing cards and put it in the back pocket of my favorite Jean. Then, I headed to the restaurant where my friend has asked me to come. It was all set, to put up a wonderful magic show.

As I entered the restaurant they were already seated waiting for me, I could see our lunch on the table, ready to be served. My friend waved me in and I sat near my friend facing his uncle, Dorji.

I told my friend about my plan to entertain them through my magic trick. My friend was excited and told his uncle about it. However, uncle Dorji seemed not as keen as my friend, anyhow I decided to give it a go and started my card trick of which my friend already knows the secret.

I told his uncle to pick one card from the deck and put it back in, which he did. Then, I shuffled the card and with some of my magical hand movement and gentle air blow with my awesome breadth I started the art of misdirection. As soon as I knew uncle Dorji was distracted enough, I sneaked in his selected card into my mouth.
Now it's all about revealing his selected card from my mouth as if it came from my stomach. When I was about to reveal the card from my mouth uncle Dorji's phone rang:
"Tunug Tunug...Tunug Tunug" you know the legendary I phone ring tone.

He showed me his index finger with one eye closed and gestured to excuse him for just one minute. I nodded, as I could not speak since the selected card was already in my mouth.
I waited for uncle Dorji's phone to hang up. I waited... and waited.....but the phone call seemed to last for eternity. The card started dissolving in my mouth. My mouth filled with my saliva and partially dissolved card, I could no longer hold back so I turned slowly to my friend, he signaled me to take it out. His expression was like its okay bro that happens...

COLLEGE MULTIPURPOSE HALL


It was during the Vice-chancellor visit to our college, everyone including the staff, the students, all... were gathered in our multipurpose hall along with our chief guest, the Vice-Chancellor and there was only one person missing and that's me.

That day I could not make it on time because I went take my weekly bath. After taking my holy weekly bath I went to the hostel only to notice all the friends gone even my room made has not waited for me, I felt I have been betrayed. However, I decided to attend the gathering, I pulled up my only Gho and went to attend the gathering,  I expected and wished that the people in the multipurpose hall to be noisy and be like a fish marker so that I could sneak in.
But that was not the case as I reached the main door there was pin-drop silence, I was so scared that I peed a little. However, I gathered all my courage all decided to enter the hell.
As I entered, everybody was sitting up straight and silent but that did not stop me, I went on to take the back seat near my friend, only then I noticed all people in the multipurpose hall have heir eyes closed and was meditating.
That day the usual habit of our vice-chancellor to meditate and make his host meditate too for a few minutes before his speech has saved my day.

THESE ARE MY COLLEGE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OUR HOSTEL,2011

FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN OFFICE

FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN OFFICE

While I was busy working on a building drawing in my office, I was called by our Big Boss, and I knew he was going to ask me something related to building construction as always, so I was prepared to give any answer immediately and impress him.

I reached his chamber and before I could take a seat he asked:

"Aj kal kuansa window chal ra ha hai"

which means what windows are popular these days in Hindi.

My prompt answer was

"Traditional window Sir,
Traditional window bahut chal ra ha hai"

Which means
" Traditional window sir
Traditional windows are the most popular"

As soon as he heard my answer I saw him lost like a really big hammer hit him on the head, his eyes were fixed on my chest, he looked confused. Looking at him made me confused, I quickly gathered myself and looked around only to see his new laptop open to install new windows 10 pro.

Stylish Me riding outside my office

FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME

It was in summer 2017, during our filed visit to Mangdechhu Hydroelectric Project. We were all in the hall where the mighty turbine was kept and out of nowhere my friend, Nima Tamang, who has worked with the turbine in our project started to explain in detail the different parts of the turbine and its functions. However, while on the way to exit, I was walking behind him and saw him pointing his finger up, rolling his eyes and heard murmuring to himself " that's the one, that's correct". From what I can conclude from this is that he was confirming to himself whatever he has explained to me earlier in the turbine hall for 15 minutes was not wrong. Well, I really wish what he explained to me was correct because I enjoyed a lot.

MY FRIEND NIMA TAMANG